Accounting as a profession.

“Accounting is the only Profession practised on earth and in heaven” “Account for all ur actions on earth and account for same in heaven”. Now look at this 👉*BALANCE SHEET Of LIFE*

Birth is your
*Opening Stock.*

What comes to you

What goes from you

Your ideas are your

Your bad habits are

Your character is

Your happiness is

Your sorrow is your

Your knowledge is

Your age is your

Death is your
*Closing Stock.*

And finally :
Always endeavor to have a perfect Balance Sheet because your AUDITOR will come back sooner than later. Keep your books correctly.✍.

African proverb

Number 7 got me real 1. The anger of a penis doesn’t
destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe) 2. There’s no virgin in
a maternity ward. (Cameroon) 3. A child can play with
it’s mother’s breasts but not with the father’s testicles.
(Ghana) 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have
same problem. (Ghana) 5. When you see a woman
sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them,
because u do not
know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia) 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa
perfume. (Nigeria) 7. The only woman who knows
where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo) 8. An
erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda) 9. If u go to
sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with
smelly fingers. (Kenya) 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a
better way of
resolving issues without using violence.(Senegal ) ISSSA GOAL

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