Accounting as a profession.

“Accounting is the only Profession practised on earth and in heaven” “Account for all ur actions on earth and account for same in heaven”. Now look at this 👉*BALANCE SHEET Of LIFE*

Birth is your
*Opening Stock.*

What comes to you
is
*Credit.*

What goes from you
is
*Debit.*

Your ideas are your
*Assets.*

Your bad habits are
your
*Liabilities.*

Your character is
your
*Capital*

Your happiness is
your
*Profit.*

Your sorrow is your
*Loss.*

Your knowledge is
your
*Investment*

Your age is your
*Depreciation.*

Death is your
*Closing Stock.*

And finally :
GOD IS YOUR AUDITOR
.
Always endeavor to have a perfect Balance Sheet because your AUDITOR will come back sooner than later. Keep your books correctly.✍.

African proverb

AFRICAN PROVERBS
Number 7 got me real 1. The anger of a penis doesn’t
destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe) 2. There’s no virgin in
a maternity ward. (Cameroon) 3. A child can play with
it’s mother’s breasts but not with the father’s testicles.
(Ghana) 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have
the
same problem. (Ghana) 5. When you see a woman
sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them,
because u do not
know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia) 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa
perfume. (Nigeria) 7. The only woman who knows
where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo) 8. An
erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda) 9. If u go to
sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with
smelly fingers. (Kenya) 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a
better way of
resolving issues without using violence.(Senegal ) ISSSA GOAL

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